I'm Darcy, I'm 23 years old, I met the God of Thunder and I tasered him. I regret absolutely nothing. Anyway, ask me anything guys Current M!A: None [[will roleplay with everyone from any fandom]]

silvertonguedliesmith:

iamdarcylewis:

You don’t have to.

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I know.

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But it frustrates me nonetheless. 

Fair enough, I’ll leave you alone.

posted 1 day ago with 15 notes

tongueofasilversnake:

iamdarcylewis:

You love it.

Hush.

That means I’m right.

posted 1 day ago with 17 notes

musicaltheatreandbooklover19:

alishalovescats1701:

missvelmakelly:

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

IM CRYING

I JUST LAUGHED FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT 

(Source: laurenlpez)

crystalinegodoflies:

iamdarcylewis:

Oh! That sounds like fun. Wait, is it dangerous? Do you guys have football or something? Damn, can you imagine football in Asgard? I bet that’s pretty awesome.

It won’t be dangerous for you, darling, you’ll be in the royal box. For the competitors however…. *shrugs* We do have a form of football, actually, but it uses the severed heads of our enemies instead of a ball.

That sounds totally… Awesome. Like, if the Superbowl is cool already, imagine it with the heads! Okay, the kids might get nightmares but besides that, totally awesome! People would watch it for the game and not the halftime show. Wait, you’re gonna be in the royal box with me or are you a competitor?

posted 4 days ago with 6 notes

datseabass:

iamdarcylewis:

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I just did.

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You’re fired.

C’mon Jane, you’ll die without me.

silvertonguedliesmith:

iamdarcylewis:

Because I’m adorable? I’m funny? My good looks? My sense of humor? My taste in music? I can go on, you know?

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I don’t… understand you.

You don’t have to.

tongueofasilversnake:

iamdarcylewis:

Oh I know, that’s what makes it so funny.

Minx.

You love it.

datseabass:

iamdarcylewis:

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For what? Your death? Go and take a nap.

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Don’t tell me what to do.

I just did.

datseabass:

iamdarcylewis:

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I tried that before and I broke his nose, he never talked to me again.

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—Maybe he just  didn’t like you.

I guess not. Or maybe because I sent him to the hospital?

Nah.

posted 4 days ago with 6 notes

axiologist-truant:

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

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