I'm Darcy, I'm 23 years old, I met the God of Thunder and I tasered him. I regret absolutely nothing. Anyway, ask me anything guys Current M!A: None [[will roleplay with everyone from any fandom]]
dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool


I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true


okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool

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I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him

someone make this mans dreams come true

okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

smutxmemes:

Send me the words, “Whats your song, baby?” and I’ll shuffle my music playlist and choosing the first song for each;

First kiss:

First time:

First fight:

Makeup sex:


Darcy LOVES Nutella and she won’t hesitate to punch someone in the mouth who says it tastes disgusting.

Darcy LOVES Nutella and she won’t hesitate to punch someone in the mouth who says it tastes disgusting.

xknivesandlint:

iamdarcylewis:

I’m gonna guess that’s a yes.

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Okay, where did you get them, I want more, I MEAN, I’ll buy you some.

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I’m barbequing that pig… you have for a pet.. uhh.. I have given you too many chances...

I offered to get you more donuts, plus buying some more for me.

Leave my pig alone.

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xknivesandlint:

iamdarcylewis:

I don’t know, were they on the counter?

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( MovebitchgetouttheWAAAY )

I’m gonna guess that’s a yes.

Okay, where did you get them, I want more, I MEAN, I’ll buy you some.

posted 5 days ago with 7 notes

xknivesandlint:

iamdarcylewis:

This is the most delicious donut I’ve ever had.

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              You ate m y donuts…?

I don’t know, were they on the counter?

posted 5 days ago with 7 notes

(Source: thorlokid)

This is the most delicious donut I’ve ever had.

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Darcy/Bucky - soulmate au
Darcy/Bucky - soulmate au
snowzapped:

I empathize with you, man.

snowzapped:

I empathize with you, man.