I'm Darcy, I'm 23 years old, I met the God of Thunder and I tasered him. I regret absolutely nothing. Anyway, ask me anything guys Current M!A: None [[will roleplay with everyone from any fandom]]

I love how you can rp in different threads with the same person

Thread A: fluffy and cute! Maybe a little smut mixed in
Thread B: hEART WRENCHING AGONY FILLED ANGST THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SOBBING ON THE FLOOR CLUTCHING YOUR CHEST AS YOU SLOWLY BREAK APART

Put “How do I look?” in my ask for my character’s reaction to your muse appearing in a elegant dress or fancy tux

(Source: aurora-gallifreytimelady)

xknivesandlint:

                         ”Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint…”♕ One line/multiple/para (novella) icon/gif image buut whatever your style is I’m adaptable                                            (DO NOT coNFUSE with THe Cat plS thANKS)♕ Multiverse/Multi-ship ♕ Come check out these super cool verses ♕ && we got .. jokes!!!♕ && cRacK!!! ( why so srs???) ♕ OC Friendly!!!♕ && Got triggers??? tw: why so nsfw ♕ Skype available to mutuals ♕Or anyone really because mun is an awkward sweet potato and just wants                                 to make friends lbr♕ Why yes I have other character blogs  ♕ Ooo a promo within a promo                         PROMOCEPTION!!!!                                                              ha he ho hA                                         ”No Name No Other Alias….”        why |  so |  serious ?

xknivesandlint:

                         ”Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint…”

♕ One line/multiple/para (novella) icon/gif image buut whatever your style is I’m adaptable                                            (DO NOT coNFUSE with THe Cat plS thANKS)
♕ Multiverse/Multi-ship 
♕ Come check out these super cool verses 
♕ && we got .. jokes!!!
♕ && cRacK!!! ( why so srs???) 
♕ OC Friendly!!!
♕ && Got triggers??? tw: why so nsfw 
♕ Skype available to mutuals 
♕Or anyone really because mun is an awkward sweet potato and just wants                                 to make friends lbr
 Why yes I have other character blogs  
♕ Ooo a promo within a promo
                        PROMOCEPTION!!!!
                                                             ha he ho hA 
 
                                       ”No Name No Other Alias….”        why |  so |  serious ?

(Source: moveslikejoker)

fvckthisreality:

Do not, I mean it, Do not imagine your OTP in the kitchen cooking breakfast together, one standing at the stove as the other is hugging them from behind, resting their heads on the back of their neck and stealing sleepy kisses. I promise this will cause fluffy-cuteness overload and it’s not good for your health.

My muse just took a bullet for yours. What does your muse say when they wake up in the hospital the next day?

(Source: askmemeplace)

jatefate:

Everybody loves Darcy Lewis.

deafhawkeye:

Clint’s eyes widened, and he felt a rush of protective emotion for this woman. He pulled her to him, words tumbling from his lips, awkward and clumsy, and he couldn’t hear them, but he wanted to comfort her. “I’m sorry. Don’t be sad, sweetheart. I’ll hurt him if you want me to. Whatever you want, sweetie.”

To be honest, she didn’t expect that reaction, maybe a pat on the back and an I’m sorry, so she was surprised when he actually voluntered to hurt his boyfr- ex-boyfriend. “That actually doesn’t sound so bad.” She said between sobs.

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maryjean20:

Kat Dennings Instagram: “#throwbackThorsday ”

maryjean20:

Kat Dennings Instagram: #throwbackThorsday ”

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Anonymous asked: wait what did miley do with the mexica flag???

she basically whipped her fake butt with the mexican flag

posted 3 days ago