what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold
I rubbed my eyes while I had eyeliner and mascara on… I look like Jay now.
See this is why we’re friends. Do you wanna build a pillow fort too?
Sounds like my kind of plan. I’ll get some candies.
Watch me get none whatsoever
I’m looking forward to not receiving any messages.