I'm Darcy, I'm 23 years old, I met the God of Thunder and I tasered him. I regret absolutely nothing. Anyway, ask me anything guys Current M!A: None [[will roleplay with everyone from any fandom]] ON HIATUS

When your RP partner deletes their blog

pinkfastener:

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princeowl:

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

Your muse just walked in on mine holding a newborn baby. How does yours react?

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scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

thunderkingodinson asked: [Whispers in ear] I want to do the dirtiest things to you. {pass on to the first 10 blogs on your dash and see their reaction}.

thunderkingodinson:

iamdarcylewis:

Well, I haven’t take out the trash yet, maybe we can have a throwing-garbage war?

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"I was thinking mud wrestling, actually. Then dumpster diving.”

You’d probably win the mud wrestling… And the dumpster diving, well I’d give some fight on that one.

posted 3 days ago with 2 notes

I rubbed my eyes while I had eyeliner and mascara on… I look like Jay now.

posted 3 days ago with 2 notes

imjustthecoffeeboy:

iamdarcylewis:

Both?

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See this is why we’re friends. Do you wanna build a pillow fort too?

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Sounds like my kind of plan. I’ll get some candies.

posted 3 days ago with 5 notes

“If I was your lover”… Finish it in my ask.

Watch me get none whatsoever

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I’m looking forward to not receiving any messages.

(Source: fiftysh4des)

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