I'm Darcy, I'm 23 years old, I met the God of Thunder and I tasered him. I regret absolutely nothing. Anyway, ask me anything guys Current M!A: None [[will roleplay with everyone from any fandom]]

datseabass:

iamdarcylewis:

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For what? Your death? Go and take a nap.

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Don’t tell me what to do.

I just did.

datseabass:

iamdarcylewis:

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I tried that before and I broke his nose, he never talked to me again.

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—Maybe he just  didn’t like you.

I guess not. Or maybe because I sent him to the hospital?

Nah.

axiologist-truant:

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

everyonhe reblog this

datseabass:

iamdarcylewis:

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Man, I can’t even find a man.

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That’s easy! All you have to do is find the one you like and punch him in the mouth—closed fist roundhouse.

I tried that before and I broke his nose, he never talked to me again.

datseabass:

iamdarcylewis:

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Uhm, here? What was the last time you slept a decent amount of time?

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I don’t sleep…I wait.

For what? Your death? Go and take a nap.

datseabass:

iamdarcylewis:

#okay jane #how dare u #reblog stuff like this #you know what they do to me #u suck #Food Glorious Food

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"Find a guy that cooks!"

Man, I can’t even find a man.

TRIM YOUR POSTS >_<

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datseabass:

iamdarcylewis:

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"Shouldn’t you be…somewhere?"

Uhm, here? What was the last time you slept a decent amount of time?

tongueofasilversnake:

iamdarcylewis:

[Acts overdramatic] Oh no! How am I supposed to work now? Damn, I guess I’m gonna have to stay with my hot sexy boyfriend. I really wanted to work… [Can’t hold it anymore and starts to laugh].

You are speaking to the God of lies, sweetness. [Drops her on the bed beofre climbing into it]

Oh I know, that’s what makes it so funny.